it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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