Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
