There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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