The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This baby is an asshole
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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