All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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