quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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