David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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