Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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