i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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