Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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