have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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