we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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