Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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