brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I faked an abortion last night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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