we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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