why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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