I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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