Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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