Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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