What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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