Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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