whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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