He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Randomize
