He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
