omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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