If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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