is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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