I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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