plz talk dirty to me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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