I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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