it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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