I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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