I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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