So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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