He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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