is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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