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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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