pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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