Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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