doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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