i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
is it fun? or sober?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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