It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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