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You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Girls should come with a carfax report
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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