So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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