I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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