Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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