it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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