My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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