also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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