dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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