He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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