I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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