Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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