I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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