Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize