Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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