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The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?

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(310): The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know? http://tfl.nu/ihts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera

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She didnt have a camera...

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(215): haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera (908): She didnt have a camera... http://tfl.nu/89kt

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.

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While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

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(215): You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid. (215): While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here. http://tfl.nu/jz3m

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(718): View more from New York

i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.

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(718): i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined. http://tfl.nu/aopw

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(650): View more from California

we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA

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(650): we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA http://tfl.nu/902z

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(727): View more from Florida

He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.

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(727): He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course. http://tfl.nu/636t

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(650): View more from California

Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers

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(650): Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers http://tfl.nu/4ij8

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(214): View more from Texas

just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?

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(214): just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high? http://tfl.nu/2d1b

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves

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(402): You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves http://tfl.nu/lewx

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(419): View more from Ohio

He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.

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(419): He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab. http://tfl.nu/4t90

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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.

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(307): puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done. http://tfl.nu/58vm

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(248): View more from Michigan

No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage

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(248): No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage http://tfl.nu/6f8g

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(845): View more from New York

On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.

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(845): On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though. http://tfl.nu/8a05

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(631): View more from New York

just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands

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(631): just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands http://tfl.nu/7huz

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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.

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(906): Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle. http://tfl.nu/e62g

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