STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Randomize